Forwarded from Congregation of Clussy 3 (🇩🇴 A 2007 Toyota Land Cruiser Prado)
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Forwarded from Socrates
>Be me
>Be Muhammed
>I’m a fairly wealthy merchant, but I feel like I’m wasting my life
>ivegotanidea.jpg
>recede into cave for a few days
>”I JUST SPOKE TO GOD AND HE SAID I SHOULD RULE THE WORLD AND CAN HAVE AS MANY WIVES, AS MUCH MONEY AND OWN AS MANY SLAVES AS I POSSIBLY CAN”
>Arabs of the time: “SALAM ALI KHUM! ALLAH AKBAR!”
>be me
>be Jesus
>be poor, itinerant whose coming has be prophesied for millennia
>explain that God loves abundantly and that corruption of the religious institutions is bad
>perform miracles literally thousands witness
>people get mad (for some reason)
>have the flesh ripped off your body
>carry a tree for miles through the streets while people spit at you and revile you
>be killed in the most agonising way possible
>*3 days later*
>rise again from the dead and appear to disciples to reassure them
>they all (without exception) go on to be tortured, humiliated and killed brutally
Idk chief, I’d not put them in the same league; Muhammed had everything to gain and nothing to lose; Christ had everything to lose and nothing to gain.
>Be Muhammed
>I’m a fairly wealthy merchant, but I feel like I’m wasting my life
>ivegotanidea.jpg
>recede into cave for a few days
>”I JUST SPOKE TO GOD AND HE SAID I SHOULD RULE THE WORLD AND CAN HAVE AS MANY WIVES, AS MUCH MONEY AND OWN AS MANY SLAVES AS I POSSIBLY CAN”
>Arabs of the time: “SALAM ALI KHUM! ALLAH AKBAR!”
>be me
>be Jesus
>be poor, itinerant whose coming has be prophesied for millennia
>explain that God loves abundantly and that corruption of the religious institutions is bad
>perform miracles literally thousands witness
>people get mad (for some reason)
>have the flesh ripped off your body
>carry a tree for miles through the streets while people spit at you and revile you
>be killed in the most agonising way possible
>*3 days later*
>rise again from the dead and appear to disciples to reassure them
>they all (without exception) go on to be tortured, humiliated and killed brutally
Idk chief, I’d not put them in the same league; Muhammed had everything to gain and nothing to lose; Christ had everything to lose and nothing to gain.
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Thank fuck that’s over with