Everybody please be patient with Keeper acting so schizophrenic. He took peyote for the first time at a party a few weeks ago and he hasn’t been the same since. 🙏 react to let him know he is supported

Couch Co-op needs to come back

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>Be me
>Be Muhammed
>I’m a fairly wealthy merchant, but I feel like I’m wasting my life
>ivegotanidea.jpg
>recede into cave for a few days
>”I JUST SPOKE TO GOD AND HE SAID I SHOULD RULE THE WORLD AND CAN HAVE AS MANY WIVES, AS MUCH MONEY AND OWN AS MANY SLAVES AS I POSSIBLY CAN”
>Arabs of the time: “SALAM ALI KHUM! ALLAH AKBAR!”


>be me
>be Jesus
>be poor, itinerant whose coming has be prophesied for millennia
>explain that God loves abundantly and that corruption of the religious institutions is bad
>perform miracles literally thousands witness
>people get mad (for some reason)
>have the flesh ripped off your body
>carry a tree for miles through the streets while people spit at you and revile you
>be killed in the most agonising way possible
>*3 days later*
>rise again from the dead and appear to disciples to reassure them
>they all (without exception) go on to be tortured, humiliated and killed brutally

Idk chief, I’d not put them in the same league; Muhammed had everything to gain and nothing to lose; Christ had everything to lose and nothing to gain.