Somehow the Afghans have more freedom than us (not women tho)

dude, what the fuck. He literally just shit on the flattop grill, liquid. WhAT THE ACTUALY FUCK

these things are not human. Not even subhuman. These things are fucking monsters from hell

you wouldn't believe how many places started hotdog posting this year, even if we talked about it constantly. I blame scoot jocket @bigswingingdick for all the hotdog posting. I only encouraged it 🤣

As I said, it's the American chinese zodiac, year of the hot dog

This is what I'm doing today... just inside of Microsoft Excel.

To build more in this, if someone messages you under the ExistWell name pretending to be Scoot and asking if you want to go hotdog shopping, you should do it. It'll be like popping random pills you find at a party while a stranger watches from across the room.

Don't worry it'll be fun.

BREAKING: The ADL is demanding $1 billion from U.S. taxpayers for "security" reasons.

@GeneralMCNews

I wish I could demand a billion taxpayer dollars for vague reasons.

>be Scoot
>opens ExistWell
>likened to an anonymous drug dealer
>"yeah, you like my product"