Old KMART Commercials
and no one was offended…

BREAKING: Elon Musk says in a U.S. court that humanity must choose whether artificial intelligence leads to a “Star Trek” future of abundance or a “Terminator” outcome where machines kill all us.

@GeneralMCNews

Jean Luc or Kyle Reese?

Warning. Beware wandering Scoot boners.

Meanwhile, at the ExistWell admin office... Scoot is the fat one in a blue shirt.

JOAT drunk gaming

twitch.tv/scoot_jockey

>be JOAT
>works his ass off at the ballbreaking factory
>hasn't touched hd2 since before the new warbond came out
>boots up
>sexually harassed Scoot (he liked it)
>Scoot firmly mentions that JOAT shouldn't jump into a D10 bug match on a new bug world with the new bugmeth strain
>"I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, ITS A NORMAL BUG PLANET CHILL TF OUT YOU SISSY"
>JOAT gets his ass handed to him and doesn't understand why the new bugs can move so fast, why there are sooo many of them, and why killing them with normal guns instead of fire and laser just makes them worse
>"SCOOT WILL YOU PICK A BETTER BOOSTER AND QUIT RUNNING THOSE STUPID FLAME TURRETS?"

My wife's face when I buy another gun

XJ, gun pointed at loud black woman, can a video get any more perfect?

"WhAt ArE yOu WoRrIeD aBoUt, ThEy'rE jUsT nOrMaL bUgS oN a LoW lEvEl InVaSiOn PlAnEt."

-JOAT, colorized 2026

Gentlemen, I have a proposal