maybe they want to show each other how tight their ass is by contesting who can shove the largest amount of bullshit up their ass

katamari: chimp asshole edition

Big hamburger doesn't want you putting 50 toppings on your weiner. Nay, I say. Dress that fucker up. 🤌

They will never be able to stop you. I checked my American chinese zodiac calendar and 2026 is the year of the hot dog. 🐲

Big hamburger needs to watch over their shoulders. Big hotdog is on the loose. 🌭💦

The toppings at the hamburger park are free, you can take them home. I have 458.

pro-tip: toppings at quicktrip are for any customer. You can grill hotdogs outside, buy a soda and grab as many toppings as you want

TG mods and channel owners on a power trip these days. It seems every year these channels slowly become feminine and retarded. Bans don't mean anything if gay retards ban you from their club 😉

If someone bans you for voicing your opinions, be proud you spoke your mind. It means you're a man. Women and faggots shame and censor.

Being able to accept that you and another person do not see eye to eye but can still discuss things is a reliable indicator of functionality IRL. The loser who is chronicly online can't handle different opinions. This means they don't work well with others which means they most likely have no job. See reddit mods as an example.

If someone bans you for shitposting, laugh at them. Their life is miserable. Being chronically online will do that to anyone...

Above all, the internet isn't real. Put down the phone and enjoy life. You choose your own adventure.

Wayyament, you know that I'm a great wrestler and a master rigger because of work... 🤔

When @bigswingingdick starts drinking fluorinated water

Found a @bigswingingdick advert