BREAKING NEWS: President Trump partners with the McMass Project to open the First Church of MAGA

After somehow managing to alienate every major branch of Christianity in the United States of America, President Donald Trump has announced plans to found his own church.

"The First Church of MAGA is really terrific, folks. We're gonna be the biggest, and the best, and everybody knows it - believe me. We all love Israel and cheeseburgers, so stop by on Sunday for some real American patriotism as we venerate a great man - the late Rebbe Menachem Mendel Schneerson. G-d bless Israel."

President Trump's new church is expected to draw record numbers of worshipers before he gets bored of the idea in 2 weeks and wastes the whole world's time over something else.

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From one goy to another, I hope our names are touching on the watch list.

Really upset my name isn't on this list.

BREAKING: The Israeli government has released its official list of top antisemites around the world:

1. 🇺🇸 Dan Bilzerian
2. 🇸🇪 Greta Thunberg
3. 🇺🇸 Bassem Youssef
4. 🇺🇸 Candace Owens
5. 🇬🇧 Abdel Bari Atwan
6. 🇺🇸 Omar Suleiman
7. 🇩🇰 Anastasia Maria Loupis
8. 🇺🇸 Nick Fuentes
9. 🇬🇧 Ian Carroll
10. 🇺🇸 Tucker Carlson

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So for whatever reason they decided to TK me

Aaaand I pulled a mech suit out of nowhere, then threw an air strike at them, then timed everything so they'd get over-ran trying to pick their shit up. Made it to the boat and forced the timer.