There’s a 99% chance the guy who killed him was a pimp

>Be me
>Be Muhammed
>I’m a fairly wealthy merchant, but I feel like I’m wasting my life
>ivegotanidea.jpg
>recede into cave for a few days
>”I JUST SPOKE TO GOD AND HE SAID I SHOULD RULE THE WORLD AND CAN HAVE AS MANY WIVES, AS MUCH MONEY AND OWN AS MANY SLAVES AS I POSSIBLY CAN”
>Arabs of the time: “SALAM ALI KHUM! ALLAH AKBAR!”


>be me
>be Jesus
>be poor, itinerant whose coming has be prophesied for millennia
>explain that God loves abundantly and that corruption of the religious institutions is bad
>perform miracles literally thousands witness
>people get mad (for some reason)
>have the flesh ripped off your body
>carry a tree for miles through the streets while people spit at you and revile you
>be killed in the most agonising way possible
>*3 days later*
>rise again from the dead and appear to disciples to reassure them
>they all (without exception) go on to be tortured, humiliated and killed brutally

Idk chief, I’d not put them in the same league; Muhammed had everything to gain and nothing to lose; Christ had everything to lose and nothing to gain.

Here is an audio book about Islam for you all

And an audio book about Jesus in history

Kitty loves Jesus! Happy Caturday!

Anybody who disputes the validity of NO is not Catholic, they don’t believe in the Church of Christ, they are just sad pathetic little runts, yearning for a bygone age which they had a place in and everything seemed to make sense, and so now they are cute little hangers-on who fetishise tradition, with a complete disregard for faith itself. They’re just neo-pagans who haven’t made it yet

Friendly reminder that the Catholic Church invented science

Beseech Christ that, with His Ever Sacred Heart, He shall reduce both numbers to zero.