> be me
> past me
> 15 yo female
> hey this game looks neat! i m going ti play the hell out of it!
> Game is Amazing
> also has romance
> Wants to date Morrigan so bad but that is impossibile
> Alistair looks too Easy to get, i kinda hate him
>let s see what else do we got
> My charachter is an elf, and very much into stealing
> Zevran is an elf, have the same hobby
> "This is perfect for her, let em fuck"
> They do in fact bang
> Shakily record everything
> Make em fuck every Night Just to Watch that sexy cutscene
> Later
>Girl charachter enters the party
> Kinda religious, and way too much into honesty
> But she bi
> Make em fuck
> Later
> Last chapters
> What a journey this has Been
> Both lovers do not Travel with me anymore, It s Just me, Alistair, and the doggo
> Slowly realizes i have a crush on Alistair
> Feeling like One of those Fedora guys who faps over waifus
> On the surface, i think It s Great for my charachter, Who started as a murderous thief but learned the values of a templar during her journey; They complete each other somehow
> But in reality i Just keep talking to him and laugh my ass off at his cheesy jokes
> Do his personal quest, give him all sorta stuff, tons of cakes, memorize every dialogue
> Relationship is at max but It s still the same as always, no i love You s, no kisses
> No sex cutscene
> Do a Lil bit of research
> Apparently You cant date three charachters, Just two
> Especially not Alistair
> Fall into madness
> Spend nights crying
> Calls big bro for assistance, he founds me crying on the floor
> We search for mods to fix this situation
> ButYouCantFixMyHeart.jpg
> Also was really shitty at that and afraid of ruining the whole game
> Keep playin cause game is almost finished
> Final ending also implies Alistair and Morrigan have a baby, for a ritual sacrifice
> Felt miserable
> Couldnt find true love cause im a slut, my charachter dies knowing this

Never played It again because of the trauma.

face reveal at 100 @kaithrax

Still waitin

I was going to create a poll about 900 subs special as always, but turns out @groupagreebot is dead for a while because of the new telegram updates. So instead I want you to message me if you have an idea or just shitpost storm my dms at @deus_vult_infidel. Also gonna do the backflip video soon if I stop forgetting about it.