user1: Just found out [unbeliaveble thing]
user2: [relates that thing to humans]
user3: [witty joke about the thing user2 said]

It always checks out

gold

Bye

bro come here and lie down on the cool, damp earth with me as our flesh slowly withers and our bones intertwine as we’re consumed by moss and the relentless, inevitable ravages of time it’ll be epic