Try to improve society so people enjoy their lives? I think you'll find that's actually impossible, on account of structure of existence itself. Also I don't care for women.

If you are paid to do philosophy, then any thinking at all off the clock is essentially unpaid overtime, when you think about it (although for the love of god, don't think about it off the clock)

Seriously though why is Batman doing all this? Pretty weird thing to do bro. Maybe introspect a little, use your money to help the poor instead of building Bat Rocket Launchers or whatever. Be normal.

God damn poets, writing interesting things that people like!

de Beauvior, offscreen: "In order to leave the waiter a tip, you must authentically endorse the practice of tipping. Which I don't, if that wasn't clear."

The title is based on Sarah Bakewell's excellent book "At the Existentialist Café".