Honestly I think when aliens come down they are going to be shocked at how much we've accomplish, and how stupid we still are. I just don't want to believe that life everywhere is this dumb.

It's hard for existentialists to reconcile, but some people really are authentically just very boring people.

Yes, ultimately it isn't possible for it to be a universal maxim that everyone dedicates their life to philosophy, but that's the ONE exception, guys.

What did he say? That he likes to give women orgasms, oh my!

As an aside, whenever someone says "think about it rationally..." they really just mean that they want their own emotions prioritized.