"Yes he has devoured my body, but I have dealt him a far greater blow, I have planted the seed that will devour his soul, for as his anguish grows — AHHH OH SHIT NEVERMIND THIS IS WAY WORSE!!"

This is the ideal solution because it makes them both unhappy, revealing the horrible existential truth about the world: that Schopenhauer is an asshole.

Really though more people do need to try to Kill the Computer.

"Oh also we finished physics after an alien called Isaac Newton wrote Philosophiae Naturalis Principia Mathematica 20,000 years ago. After that it was just refining the numbers."

Property is theft you say? How dare you, I worked hard writing up these contracts that say I own the entire world and everyone else has to pay me rent.

The foxhole reveals who you truly are, and some people just are that big of nerds it turns out.

To be fair to Aristotle, he was only able to expose himself to the ideas of four to five idiots a day. Today, with the power of social media, we can read the opinions of thousands of idiots before breakfast.