Forwarded from The Dailyjak
>you WILL NOT ask people for directions to your house even though you already know them perfectly
>you WILL NOT look around before jerking off even though you live alone
>you WILL NOT go to the woods 2 and a half hours past midnight to scream for help even though you're completely safe
>you WILL NOT turn off the router and then genuinely wonder why the Internet isn't working
>you WILL be rational, and you WILL be happy
>you WILL NOT look around before jerking off even though you live alone
>you WILL NOT go to the woods 2 and a half hours past midnight to scream for help even though you're completely safe
>you WILL NOT turn off the router and then genuinely wonder why the Internet isn't working
>you WILL be rational, and you WILL be happy
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