(My next video will not be another shitpost I swear)
Also found this on a Taiwanese Kite Flying imageboard, for archival purposes.
Source: https://vocaroo.com/1dgcowvpOei0
(If the guy who sung this wants credit, let me know, sadly my vocal chords aren't this…

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