I’m convinced one can lure me into a trap JUST by mentioning Bucky Barnes

“Bucky Barnes is real he came here using a portal from his universe he’s right outside” bitch I’m running.

I’m believing it

“What would you do if you saw Bucky Barnes” I’d say I’d give him head but realistically I’d fall to my knees start having an exorcism and I’d die so

And that goes for BOTH MCU Bucky and comic Bucky

Comic Bucky is actually so freaky I wish I had the panel but basically

There’s this one scene with him and Natasha ambushing some place and then while they’re like taking care of the bodies or something he’s like “by the way you were ferocious back there do you wanna make out right now?” And Natasha was like “desperately but we don’t have time rn”

like MCU Bucky I feel like wouldn’t have the balls to say that to just anyone okay not even his partner he’d THINK of it but would he SAY it??? I’d say probably not but comic Bucky sure will😭😭😭😭😭✌️✌️✌️

I think dude almost passed out in public seeing Quinn get a pixie cut god knows what happened at home is all I’m saying

I wanna find a yumeship template questions thingy to fill out of them

Tumblr open up…

I feel like a desperate ex that goes back to tumblr every night after being kicked out

Okay I think Quinn’s FIRST action would be to grab Alpine, put her on the bed and expect her pampered ass fucking cat who gets the best cat food money can fucking buy to hunt down a spider and kill it which isn’t effective because Alpine would just start making biscuits on the bed and sleeping

Bucky would be rational he’d say okay simply we just shake the mattress and blankets, it’ll fall and we place it in a cup and let it out in nature. Easy.

Quinn is like um… yeah no absolutely not how about you let me hyper focus on movements on the bed and if I find it, I shoot! Simple as that I mean she literally CAN hear exceptionally well and has an almost perfect aim (she once shot a fucking FLY mid air this woman isn’t playing around) and he’s like

😐. No. You’ll blow a hole into the mattress and you’ll wake our neighbors this is a shitty nyc apartment our walls are paper thin and she’s like okay but it’s either I get it done in no time or you waste your time catching it

The entire time they’re having this debate btw the spider is already out of the bed and on the floor crawling away

I’m so serious when I say Quinn’s answer to everything is shooting it😭😭😭😭😭

If Bucky had a nickel for every time Quinn said “can I shoot it it’ll save us time” he’d have dollars already not nickels.

Id like to think in interrogation settings they’d be very…

Dude that’s serious and wants to make the culprit say the truth vs “this is taking too long can I just shoot them”

I have another fun idea baba Vay

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