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Jester's second act
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This is such an interesting question
Okay this wasn’t an argument per se more of a warning but Quinn has a habit of kissing alpine - a fully white coated cat - with her glossy ass brown lipstick. And she’d flee the scene of the crime saying she had a mission or something and Bucky would have to be the one to wash Alpine 😭
Imo alpine isn’t necessarily a violent cat or anything she isn’t overly dramatic with water but she has low tolerance for it and will jump out after a minute or so in so he has to chase her back into the bathtub and shut the door and tolerate Alpines loud ass meowing
She’d probably come back late at night and swoop alpine up and he’d just turn the lights on and glare at her
B: “Put the cat down, Quinn.”
Q: “… I—“
B: “PUT. THE CAT. DOWN.”
Q: “…ugh.” *puts a very confused very loudly purring like a fucking motor Alpine down* “ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ…”
B: “Put the cat down, Quinn.”
Q: “… I—“
B: “PUT. THE CAT. DOWN.”
Q: “…ugh.” *puts a very confused very loudly purring like a fucking motor Alpine down* “ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ…”
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