WHY IS AUGUST SO POPULATED

Why was everyone’s parents fucking in December

Like what’s so special about December of all things Jesus Christ

Like it’s also Sebastian Stan’s birthday today

Like bro ohmyGOD

And they say apparently September 17th aka my birthday is the most common birthday like NO I’ve NEVER met anyone else born on September 17th but I can name at least 4 people born on August 10th till 13th

OH WAS I?

Heh… it’s an honor…

Never met a single soul born on these days yet I’ve met way too many people born on August what is this a glitch in the matrix

Oh. My gyatt Jester wtf ur a Virgo??

YOUR BIRTHDAY IS TWO DAYS AFTER MINE?

I did clearly but I had my doubts…

NO JK AS IN LIKE YOU HAVE THAT AURA BUT I WASNT SURE

They were in here too I removed them

They’re us but male us

Male us who went to couples therapy

TEEHEHEHEHEHE