Bro wears a suit everyday to school

Like

All the other teachers come w sweaters and hoodies this mf wears 20 different suits

IM NOT.

I wish I was

Even worse .

He reads the newspaper 💔

Bro doesn’t like social media

He’s literally a radio listener

And says he listens to jazz when grading papers

I WISH I WAS LYIMG

IM NOT

I SWEAR

IM NOT

Remember how I told you I have a German/politics teacher.

That’s him

That’s him

He’s an asexual man and dislikes relationships OF COURSE HES SINGLE

ENOUGHRTT)????)

We used to ship him with multiple people even his damn neighbour we even have a drawing of him with his daddy alpha “boyfriend” on our تخته he loves it

…seeing so many people thirst over my 42 year old German and politics teacher was not on my 2025 bingo card