Ned's Classified Sex Survival Guide

Welcome. Welcome to City 17. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of City 17 that I elected to establish my administration here

we must exterminate the opposition

You're in for it now kiddo

if this boot gets 750 views within 24 hours from now i will use it to kick that sock channel in the nutsack

If this gets 1000 views in 2 days I will delete the channel

sorry that i've temporarily turned into me_irl with all these "if this gets this many..." but i wanna see someone deliver dammit

Unh

jeb bush to his own ass cheeks: please clap