Me: Gee, these sure are some great penuts. I sure hope that they are not infected with cyanide
Mr. Cyanide: Hello, it is me. Mr. Cyanide. I can confirm that these peanuts are, without a reasonable doubt, safe from cyanide.
Me: Thanks, Mr. Cyanide! *eats peanut* Tastes like cyanide
Mr. Cyanide: It was not me, as I have told you that they are not infected. However, my diagnosis is not a guarantee and is therefore not legally binding.
Me: Thank you for your honesty, Mr. Cyanide.
Mr. Cyanide: Hello, it is me. Mr. Cyanide. I can confirm that these peanuts are, without a reasonable doubt, safe from cyanide.
Me: Thanks, Mr. Cyanide! *eats peanut* Tastes like cyanide
Mr. Cyanide: It was not me, as I have told you that they are not infected. However, my diagnosis is not a guarantee and is therefore not legally binding.
Me: Thank you for your honesty, Mr. Cyanide.
Forwarded from Argyll The Raccoon (DJ Boi) (Latte the Raptordog)🇪🇺
Forwarded from snek chanel (annoyance)
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