i don't know how to be funny anymore
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terrible, terrible humor.

im not going to "sponsor" any other channels here, i'll forward something if i find something funny but i'm not running this thing like a business. THAT ALSO MEANS I'M NOT SELLING IT, MORONS
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Final: ๐ŸฅŠ 8 โš”๏ธ 14 ๐Ÿ”ซ 6

I'll end each vote at around 10 minutes so we're not here all day for a shitpost
Neutral B (this bot forces me to use something other than numbers)

๐Ÿฅš Gale Strike - A blade technique that sends a tornado hurtling forth.

๐Ÿ˜‚ Shuriken of Light - A small throwing weapon made of light that flies straight forward.

๐Ÿ€ Blurring Blade - A flurry of sword slashes. Charge it longer for extra power.
๐Ÿ€ 24 ๐Ÿ˜‚ 14 ๐Ÿฅš 5
Side B

๐Ÿ‘ Airborne Assault - Flip forward to strike foes and then rebound off of them.

๐Ÿ† Slash Launcher - Rush through opponents in your path, and launch them upward.

๐Ÿฉ Chakram - A throwing weapon that you can guide with directional inputs.
๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ† 14 ๐Ÿฉ 7
Up B

๐Ÿ—ฟ Stone Scabbard - A high jump followed by a firm downward strike with your sword.

โคด๏ธ Skyward Slash Dash - A flurry of slashes that sends you in the direction of your choice.

๐Ÿ˜Ž Hero's Spin - A spinning sword attack that sends you upward if used in the air.
๐Ÿ—ฟ 7 โคด๏ธ 17 ๐Ÿ˜Ž 4
Down B

๐Ÿข Blade Counter - Counter an attack.

๐ŸŒˆ Reversal Slash - Creates a rainbow that reflects projectiles. Can also flip foes aroung if it hits them.

๐Ÿ˜ฉ Power Thrust - A high-speed strike that goes forward on the ground and diagonally in the air.
๐Ÿข 5 ๐ŸŒˆ 19 ๐Ÿ˜ฉ 5
Stats (30 minute vote)

The way I'm doing stats is have the stats resemble the division of the votes, so if all three are the same then peter's gonna be balanced or if most people pick attack and defense but not many pick speed then peter will be a tank. I'll try to avoid feeding peter items that add stuff aside from stats like spawning with an item

๐ŸฅŠ Attack
๐Ÿ›ก Defense
๐Ÿ‘Ÿ Speed
we're gonna just end it now because this is the least interesting part

๐ŸฅŠ 14 ๐Ÿ›ก 12 ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ 13 (balanced)
TIME TO PICK THE HAT
๐Ÿณ = ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ
some emoji are broken on this bot it seems
i don't know how to be funny anymore via @like
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๐Ÿป 6 ๐Ÿ˜บ 1 ๐Ÿณ6 ๐Ÿค  8 ๐Ÿ’€ 1 ๐Ÿ‘บ 4
๐Ÿค– 0 โ›ฉ 3 ๐Ÿ’€ 4 ๐Ÿ›ก 7 ๐Ÿ‘— 13 ๐Ÿ‘• 2

so for the last bit I was gonna use group agree bot to give the fighter a name but it's down so instead I'll just put up a poll with a good deal of funny names
๐ŸšซGive this fighter a name.

Limit: 10 characters (game limitation)
Also no swearing/naughty words because I'll be uploading this for anyone to grab

โ–ช๏ธ 20% (10) Family Guy
๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ

โ–ซ๏ธ 20% (10) h
๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ

โ–ช๏ธ 12% (6) E
๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ

โ–ซ๏ธ 2% (1) SimpsonGuy


โ–ช๏ธ 0% Fortnite


โ–ซ๏ธ 6% (3) comradE
๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ

โ–ช๏ธ 6% (3) Sansgamer
๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ

โ–ซ๏ธ 2% (1) freeIphone


โ–ช๏ธ 12% (6) bean boy
๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ

โ–ซ๏ธ 0% Vanjin


โ–ช๏ธ 18% (9) vore
๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ

โ–ซ๏ธ 0% HellaJeff

๐Ÿ‘ฅ 49 - gross votes
since I'm getting hella good options I'll let this go on for an hour (50 more minutes)
How the hell is "beter" a bad word?
wow "vore" is fine but "beter" isn't thanks nintendo