the absolute state of our military 🪖

they just don't make 'em like they used to

>tfw no baby, honey, nor ragtime gal 😟

>tfw no roaring 20s flapper années folles great depression gf with a really big fat ass

>tfw no ancient sumer city-state minoan gf to send me risqué pictographic tablets 😟

ancient pussy really break a nigga 😟

EMB Shorts #35 - Stardust and Her Dad's Penis

EMB Shorts #36 - Jesse Lee Peterson and Praying (1996)

EMB Shorts #37 - Paul Gosar and Arizona

EMB Shorts #38 - Steve Franssen and Age Gaps

EMB Shorts #39 - Milo Yiannopoulos and His Conversion

EMB Shorts #40 - Father Mike and Lent

EMB Shorts #41 - Demi Lovato and Ghosts

EMB Shorts #42 - Ron DeSantis and Big Tech

forgot to upload these to telegram :(

EMB Shorts #43 - Ethan Ralph and Weight Loss

UKRAINES CLOSED DUE TO AIDS

I can make her worse

EMB Shorts #44 - Beardson Beardly and Elden Ring

I have been experimenting with different upload times for my shorts. if anyone has any suggestions as to when is the best time to upload, let me know. my next short will be posted at 6am EST on all platforms... except for this one. you guys get to see it first because TELEGRAM SEES IT FIRST