At my funeral take the bouquet off of my coffin (if there's one) and throw it into the crowd to see who is next!🙂
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Daughter:dad do you remember that time I killed a bee and you said "no honey for a week"? And that time I killed a butterfly and you said no butter for a week?
Dad:yes,why?
Daughter: well, mom killed a cockroach🙂
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Dad:yes,why?
Daughter: well, mom killed a cockroach🙂
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ከታላቁ golden gate ድልድይ ላይ ራሱን ፈጥፍጦ የገደለው ግለሰብ ፅፎ ያስቀመጠው የስንብት ማስታወሻ እንዲህ ይል ነበር ! "አሁን ራሴን ላጠፋ ወደድልድዩ እየሄድኩ ነው ግን በመንገድ ላይ ሳለሁ አንድ ሰው እንኳን አይቶኝ ፈገግ ቢል አላደርገውም ! 😥
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