But it's me sweating buckets in the gym while also unironically sobbing on the new Rosalía album

Really fucking unfair that I can't crack everyone single one of my joints tbh

Since we're in 2025 and I'm a millennial, I usually (because I'm poor and don't throw away stuff until it's threadbare) only wear my invisible/very low socks at home, as part of my pjs.

But this morning I was late and I forgot to switch to decent, honest, ankle hiding socks and I'm just at work full of shame like

shamelessly reccing my own posts bc I want Wayne everywhere

Bello quando sta nevicando da ore ma nessuna app o sito del meteo lo rileva, nemmeno quello dell'aeronautica militare 🤙🏻

If you need me I'll be here crying

Trope wise I'm so much into break up & make up or second chances so much it's not even funny anymore like. Just another day psychoanalysing myself through fan fiction 🥴

As a community I don't think we talk enough about how tricky it is to beta someone else's work without using your own voice. I'm lucky I'm usually working with friends, but it's something I'm getting more aware of and it's.. not easy

Time to start bullying my favourite fictional men to celebrate how disappointed i'll be with season 5

Realising how all encompassing the monster fucker territory is so funny because what do you mean "hear me out" and it's Krampus? Duh?? Of course??? That's like idk the normie guy in the monster fucker realm dude

Seeing more and more small bands swearing off streaming services and making their music available for free is making me emotional

So season five is gonna open like this with Eddie in the UD, right?

He's just like me fr

Istg nothing makes you feel as old as your back betraying you and starting to hurt like a bitch point blank while you're cleaning something leaving you with only 17% of your mobility skills on 🤙🏻

https://tidal.com/browse/album/360034668?u

I'm still at the restaurant btw

I'm not saying one option is better than the other.
But there's the smut you read when you're horny.
And there's the smut that leaves you fucked out without even trying.

Idk who among you chronic pain baddies needs to hear this but you can sit down to get dressed