God: "How did you serve humanity when on Earth?"

Me: *Memes*

"You did good kid"

When i accidentally use peesonality A with friend group B

They dont know what they dont know - socrates meme

You hold back speaking your needs because you believe you can bear the disappointment of an unspoken need not being met more easily than you can bear the disappkintment of a spoken need not being met

Sometimes its best to know when to let it go

Dont make yourself small for anyone! Be awkward, funny, beautiful little weirdo you are. Don't hold back. Weird it out. Be the glitch.

I am literally just trying to enjoy myself but i have to watch you all divide and conquer eachother to defend a power structure which does not give a fuck about you and never will

They dont see this

And call this luck

SHAGGY THIS ISNT WEED

THIS IS JUNG'S RED BOOK

"Magic isn't real"

hold up ur girlfriend wants me to do a tarot reading

Tending to my realm
(Checking my social media apps)

This guy approaches you on the street. He asks you to reject the material world, abandon your preconceived epistemology, and become with the Dao. Wyd?

So you want to get into Tibetan Buddhism? Well, here's a reading list:

Normies who take their roles in the Matrix very seriously

Vs me doing whatever Im doing

"Nobody getting shit this year" -santa

My occuly experience

What if i told you that I already fucking told you and you didnt fucking listen - your spirit guide