الحلة origin story:

*This joke is legal, as it was officially approved by اهل الحلة*

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نسيت أسولف عنه من 2021

Deciding to trust doesn’t mean acting naive: trust can be deeply shrewd. That’s because if you know you’re going to be playing the same prisoner’s dilemma game with the same partner every week or every year (deciding whether to have that fling during the annual sales meeting), then the game looks very different. All of a sudden, both you and your partner have a way to punish each other: if you’re mean to me this time around, I can be mean to you the next time around. As you give, so shall you receive; or as we usually put it, “tit for tat.” So I’ll take out the garbage as long as you do the dishes, but if you stop doing the dishes, I’ll let the garbage pile up. And if you start doing dishes again, I’ll go back to taking out the trash quickly.

- Hive Mind

المهم، يكلك
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
اللي هو نفسه الـ tit-for-2-tat strategy

أما "اني أعامل الناس مثلما يعاملوني" فهاي tit-for-tat
Which is absolutely boring and tbh indicates that you practically have no moral principles nor decision except for reacting to what other people do to you.

Proving good ol' morality with game theory is ironic. It's like we're rediscovering the obvious, or at least was used to be obvious.

This also shows you the limits of rationality, because in the iterated prisoner's dilemma, rationality dictates that you defect every time so that you always either win or draw... But such "nasty" or psychopathic strategies have been ironically proven to be the least effective.

ها صدك، أتذكر هاي الـ iterated prisoner's dilemma شايفها بمحاضرات روبرت سابولسكي وبكتاب إسمه Hive Mind

In case you wanna go down the rabbit hole

شَيخٌ بيثرِبَ يَهوانا ولَم يَرَنا
هٰذي هداياهُ فينا لَم تَزَل جُدُدا

يا داعيًا لَم تَزَل تَشقى المُلوكُ بِه
والعَبدُ لو زُرتَه في حُلمِه سَعِدا

يا مَن وَصَلتَ إلى بابِ الإله لكي
تَقولَ للخَلقِ هذا البابُ ما وُصِدا

مِن قابِ قَوسَينِ أو أدنى تَصيحُ بِهِم
لَمْ يَمتنِع ربّكم عَنكُم ولا بَعُدا

فَتقُ السماواتِ والأرضِينَ تَرتقُه
بإذنِ ربّك حتى عادَ مُنسَرِدا

أفدِي كساءَك لَفّ الأرضَ قاطِبَةً
قَميصَ يوسفَ داوى جَفنَها الرَّمِدا

مَدَدتَ مِن فَوقِ أهلِ اللهِ خَيمَتَه
في كُلِّ قُطرٍ عَقَدتَ الحَبلَ والوَتَدا

Prisoner 1: Why are you here?

Prisoner 2: I said something bad about comrade Kalabanov, how about you?

Prisoner 1: That's odd I am in here for saying something good about comrade Kalabanov.

Prisoner 1 and 2 turn their heads and exclaim: Why are you here comrade?

Prisoner 3: I am comrade Kalabanov!

In revenge and in love, a woman is more barbaric than man is.

- Friedrich Nietzsche

يُنقَل عن الأخ أبو جاسم:
أكو مثل عند أهل الغربية "كاون بحيل رجال...وأضرب بگلب مرة"
لان المرأة قلبها قاسي أكثر من ما نتخيل