*Me during quarantine*

Let me tell you a joke...
Three heroes die and they all show up at the pearly gates. God’s there to decide what their eternal fates are going to be – heaven or hell. Our first hero is dressed up like a big owl. And God says, “I gifted you the ability to make fantastic inventions. And what did you do with this amazing talent?” And the Owl Guy says, “I made this really awesome flying ship, and lots of cool outfits and weapons, so that I could bring peace to the city.” God asks, “So how many people did you kill?” Owl guy seems offend. “Zero,” he says. “I didn’t take a single life.” God frowns. “Sorry, Owl Guy. Your heart’s in the right place. You’re just too soft.” And God snaps his fingers. And the hero goes to hell.

The pearly gates await our next hero in line for almighty judgement. Our hero number two is confident he can game this out, because that’s his God-given talent – smarts. Some might even say he was the smartest man in the world. “So what did you do that big brain I gave you?” asks God. “As a matter of fact I saved humanity,” says Smarty Pants. “Well how’d you do that?” asks God. “Well I dropped a giant alien squid on New York. And everyone was so afraid of it, they stopped being afraid of each other.” “Okay,” says God. “How many people did you kill?” Smarty pants smiles. “Three million, give or take. But you can’t make an omelet without making a couple eggs.” “Christ,” God says. “You’re a fucking monster.” “Am not,” says Smarty Pants. God snaps his fingers. And the hero goes to hell.

We’re down to the nitty-gritty now. One hero left. God cracks his knuckles, ready to administer the final reckoning. Now, hero number three is pretty much a god himself. So for the sake of telling them apart: he’s blue and he likes to stroll around with his dick hanging out; he can teleport; he can see into the future; he can blow shit up – he’s got actual superpowers. Regular God asks Blue God, “What have you done with these gifts?” And Blue God says, “I fell in love with a woman, I walked across the sun, I fell in love with another woman, I won the Vietnam War. But mostly I just stopped giving a shit about humanity.” God sights. “Do I even ask how many people you’ve killed?” Blue God shrugs. “A live body and dead body have the same number of particles, so it doesn’t matter. And it doesn’t matter how I answer your question, because I know you’re sending me to hell.” “How do you know that,” asks God. And Blue God sounds very sad when he softly says, “Because I’m already there.” And so a mere piston in the inevitable machinery of time and space, God does what he did and what he will do: He snaps finger. And the hero goes to hell

#Watchmen the series

God sighs. “Do I even ask how many people you’ve killed?” Blue God shrugs. “A live body and dead body have the same number of particles, so it doesn’t matter

And so a mere piston in the inevitable machinery of time and space, God does what he did and what he will do: He snaps finger.

حبيت النهاية

لو ما اني مجان عرفت اللي ديعزفها🌝🤝

“Good architecture is not really about the look it’s about the relation created by the building with the context and its contribution to the society and nature; It’s like a person, it’s not about how pretty this person looks, it’s about what this person does for others.”

@contactzero_bot بوت جديد

لأن القديم كام يرد على الأشخاص بالغلط :")

Because there are more computers on earth then people, the most popular language in the world is binary [link]

"The dance of time"

Sculpture by Clodin, while the clock was designed and made by Jean - Baptiste Lepaute (the clockmaker of Louis XVI).

It shows 3 nymphos as the base of the clock. The nymphos represent three "horae" which represent the Greek goddesses of seasons, order, and time

اليونانيين جانوا يؤمنون بوجود آلهة للفصول والزمن والنظام. سموهن Horae (ترجمتها الحرفية تعني الساعة hour).
ببعض المناطق جانوا يؤمنون بوجود إلهتين للفصول، يمثلن الصيف والشتاء. في حين الغالبية جانوا يؤمنون بوجود ثالوث إلهي يمثل الصيف، الخريف، والربيع (Thallo, Auxo, and Carpo) وجانت عبادتهن منتشرة بين المزارعين بالمناطق الريفية من أرض اليونان.
اليونانيين جانوا يؤمنون أن توالي وإستمرار الفصول هو نتيجة الرقصة الأبدية للآلهة، وللزمن... The dance of time اللي هي رقصة دائرية ومستمرة، مثل حركة عقارب الساعة

وسِرْتُ قَصْدَكِ لا كالمُشْتَهي بَلَداً
لكنْ كَمَنْ يَتَشَهّى وَجْهَ مَن عَشِقا.


– محمد مهدي الجواهري

وحدة من الأفكار المنتشرة ببلادنا العربية (غالباً بسبب التأثير الديني) أنه الشعوب الوثنية القديمة جانت شعوب غبية تعبد أصنام صماء ومالها أي فائدة وبوقتها جانوا ما واصلين للتطور العقلي اللي يخليهم يعبدون إله واحد ما الة اي صورة او شبه.

بس هالفكرة كلش غلط.
شعوب مثل اليونانيين والسومريين والفرس والهنود ما جانوا يعبدون "أصنام" بقدر ما يعبدون الأفكار والتصورات اللي تمثلها التماثيل والمنحوتات عدهم.
الشعوب "الوثنية" جانت ذكية بما فيه الكفاية حتى تتأمل العالم والكون وتطلع بإستنتاجات كلش ذكية وكلش حلوة، بس ما جانوا يصيغوها بشكل مجرد abstract مثل الفلاسفة او رجال الدين الحاليين (من كل الاديان)... جانوا يصيغوها بطريقة فنية وشاعرية بحتة.

من أكثر الأساطير اللي احبها هي ملحمة كلكامش اللي الكل يعرفها ويعرف المغزى منها (رغم انه قليلين كلش اللي قروها، ولما تقروها حتشوفون شي كلش حلو) وإسطورة بروميثيوس وباندورا اللي تتبعها، وأسطورة سيزيف... كلهن عبارة عن قصص غير حقيقية تبين حقائق كلش واقعية عن العالم وعن أنفسنا.

https://youtu.be/U_u91SjrEOE
أسطورة بروميثيوس

Female conversations can be seen to be directed mainly towards social networking (ensuring the smooth running of a social group), whereas males' conversations are more concerned with self-promotion in what has all the characteristics of a mating lek. This is particularly striking in the two university samples where academic matters and culture/politics, respectively, suddenly become topics of intense interest to males when females are present.

- A 1997 scientific paper by evolutionary psychologist Robin Dunbar