"It reminds me of that old joke- you know, a guy walks into a psychiatrist's office and says, hey doc, my brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Then the doc says, why don't you turn him in? Then the guy says, I would but I need the eggs. I guess that's how I feel about relationships. They're totally crazy, irrational, and absurd, but we keep going through it because we need the eggs."

- Annie Hall (by Woody Allen)

"The meaning of life is just to be alive. It is so plain and so obvious and so simple. And yet, everybody rushes around in a great panic as if it were necessary to achieve something beyond themselves."

- Alan Watts

Im bored
You think I should take a third wife?

I lost mine, do they sell it in walmart?

Maybe instead, u should bring a 13th child to the world

"This is the way the world ends;
Not with a bang but a whimper"

- T.S Eliot, The hollow men

"You know what they call alternative medicine that's been proven to work?
Medicine."
-Tim Minchin