"You're fired." Trump has been pointing that finger since 2004, and it outlived the show.
We built a game around it except contestants are your traders now.
Think StonkBrokers, but on BNB Chain and with Trump at head of table.
Same formula: memecoin in, stocks out. Plus career ladder, constant firings and a boss who never shuts up.
• You hire a mascot trader and clock him in.
• He trades basket of tokenized stocks, and his result follows real market movement.
• Every 20 minutes Trump runs review: top performers collect stocks, bottom gets fired.
$FIRED pays for hiring, promotions and severance protection.
Every fee splits three ways: 50% to people who play, 30% to people who hold, 20% burns
Rewards pay out in stocks only, so winners never dump token.
$FIRED trades against SPYB, tokenized S&P 500. Tax on every trade converts straight into stocks and lands in treasury.
Trump spent his whole life measuring himself by stock market. Now his staff gets measured by same chart.
Your trader is NFT with its own wallet.
Rank and collected stocks travel with him to whoever buys him next.
72 reviews per day. Trump packed his clubs this morning and never made it past first tee. Golf bag in trunk, staff lined up outside office.
We built a game around it except contestants are your traders now.
Think StonkBrokers, but on BNB Chain and with Trump at head of table.
Same formula: memecoin in, stocks out. Plus career ladder, constant firings and a boss who never shuts up.
• You hire a mascot trader and clock him in.
• He trades basket of tokenized stocks, and his result follows real market movement.
• Every 20 minutes Trump runs review: top performers collect stocks, bottom gets fired.
$FIRED pays for hiring, promotions and severance protection.
Every fee splits three ways: 50% to people who play, 30% to people who hold, 20% burns
Rewards pay out in stocks only, so winners never dump token.
$FIRED trades against SPYB, tokenized S&P 500. Tax on every trade converts straight into stocks and lands in treasury.
Trump spent his whole life measuring himself by stock market. Now his staff gets measured by same chart.
Your trader is NFT with its own wallet.
Rank and collected stocks travel with him to whoever buys him next.
72 reviews per day. Trump packed his clubs this morning and never made it past first tee. Golf bag in trunk, staff lined up outside office.
YouTube
Every "You're fired!" ever (The Apprentice)
what the hell am I even doing
Show. Trump built an empire on two words. Now the contestants are your traders.
Timing. StonkBrokers proved stock rewards on Robinhood Chain at 30M+ mcap. BNB is where the runners are.
Game. Hire a mascot, put him on the floor, trade the basket. Six ranks, intern to partner.
Verdict. Every 20 minutes Trump ranks the room. Top collects shares. Bottom hears it: "You're fired."
Pair. Quoted against SPYB, tokenized S&P 500. Fees split 50/30/20, players/holders/burn.
Timing. StonkBrokers proved stock rewards on Robinhood Chain at 30M+ mcap. BNB is where the runners are.
Game. Hire a mascot, put him on the floor, trade the basket. Six ranks, intern to partner.
Verdict. Every 20 minutes Trump ranks the room. Top collects shares. Bottom hears it: "You're fired."
Pair. Quoted against SPYB, tokenized S&P 500. Fees split 50/30/20, players/holders/burn.
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