Absolutely devastated. I've been up all night crying.

I read an article which states you can screen someone as being a North Korean IT worker by requesting they say "Fuck Kim Jung Un".

I decided to test it out.

I picked up my newborn son and requested he say "Fuck Kim Jung Un". He wouldn't say it. Instead he looked to the left, to the right, and then made weird grunting noises.

I'm devastated. I had no idea my 1 month old son was actually a North Korean remote IT specialist trying to commit corporate espionage.

Parents, any idea how to handle your newborn child being a state-sponsored Threat Actor from North Korea?