This needs a medal:

While we're at it, property is theft, and "personal" property isn't real either. There's no difference. Property is an illusion, just like states, governments, and all forms of authority.

They said I was supposed to get more conservative as I got older but weeks away from 30 and I am near to removing every ounce of conservatism from my body. The cop in my head is hanging on for dear life.

For the sake of lowering your carbon footprint and saving our precious water resources on this beloved planet, I highly recommend group showers with your partner(s).

For the environment. 😉

Touch grass.

Officially leaving unencrypted email services was probably my best choice in years.

No explanation for this one, I'm going to let y'all figure this one out.

On my druid shit this mornin'.