Crypto leverage traders at 9am on a Saturday:

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Meanwhile spot account holders…

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Trump accidentally triggered the biggest crypto crash ever.

Or or .... did They just f*ck millions of people at once ?!

Remember what Putin's advisor said?

"The U.S. is plotting to erase $35 TRILLION of debt by moving it into the “crypto cloud,” then devaluing it at the world’s expense."

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This is how liquidations work on

DEXes

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bUt 2X lEvErAgE iS sAfE!!!!

No

Perps are evil

Been saying this for years

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Tired

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Imagine knowing this exists and then spending your life attempting to outperform an arbitrary basket of 500 equities

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Yesterday's -7% drop was among the bottom 4%-ile of all single-day performance going back 15 years.

It ranked 4919 out of 5214 days.

Fair to call it a crash.

Bitcoin

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Child?! I want this for me

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When I go to the farm shop and the new woman is there again and she says they have some nice local organic rapeseed oil for sale

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This still remains the most tyrannical post ever made by a "democratic" government on social media

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BREAKING — Trump Administration Lays Off 4,000 Federal Workers As Government Shutdown Drags On

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Discover how the pelvis transforms in different positions! Share your insights on this fascinating topic! PelvisPositionChanges

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This idea that the hottest women never get approached by men

= Most retarded girl myth there ever was

Anyone who actually knows any very hot girls who ever leave the house alone will tell you,

THEY GET APPROACHED NON-STOP ALL THE F&CKING TIME

Most ridiculous chick myth/lie ever

Hoes just be lyin

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This is the (restored) VHS footage of HecklerAndKoch Factory testing of the G36 all the way to destruction.

Note that they used 100 Round "double-drum" mags only.

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Based frens

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Parasite breaks into St. Peter's Basilica in Vatican and urinates on the altar

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Thank you TRUMP for everything

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What's the best way?

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