JD Vance is undercover in Portland. They'll never know

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WHICH ALTCOINS IS HERE NOW?

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Legitimately at this point we have no idea who the real JD Vance is anymore. This is who he is now. The internet has created a new human. Let's just run him as an OpenAI model in 2028

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PressSec: "The Democrats continue to recklessly hold the American people hostage over their demands to give illegal aliens free healthcare... Democrats will have an opportunity very shortly here to change course—and we hope that they will."

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BREAKING: In response to my wrongful arrest in Portland, Trump has ORDERED his staff to review federal aid to be CUT in the city, per Karoline Leavitt

“We will NOT fund states that allow anarchy!”

This arrest is going to cost Portland leftists DEARLY!

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BREAKING: Trump has ordered Pete Hegseth to deploy active duty troops to liberate “war ravaged Portland” following the city’s targeted, politically-motivated arrest of me

“Trump will END the RADICAL LEFT'S REIGN OF TERROR in Portland once and for all!”

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Investors are piling into options at a record pace:

Total call options volume has averaged over 40 million contracts a day over the last 20 days, the most on record.

Call options volume has DOUBLED over the last 3 years.

This is also ~12 million contracts above the 2021 meme stock frenzy peak.

Furthermore, call options as a share of total options volume hit 65% on Wednesday, matching the highs seen in late 2024.

By comparison, during the April sell-off, this metric sat at ~47%, one of the lowest readings since the 2022 bear market.

Bullish sentiment is through the roof.

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If JD Vance doesn't dress up as his own meme for Halloween it will be one of the missed opportunities of the generation. White House, make this happen

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PressSec's message to Democrat mayors: "They should do the right thing by their citizens. They should call POTUS, they should call the White House, and say, 'We want to work with you.' ... Since Monday, 153 arrests have been made in Memphis, including 5 gang members."

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PressSec COOKS a Fake News reporter — bringing out the receipts on illegals getting free health care and how Democrats shut down the government to bring it back

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If this were not Times Square, she’d be missing

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— General George S. Patton, 1945

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From page two of George Floyd's autopsy

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Bitcoin is just 1.22% away from hitting a new all-time high

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BREAKING: US STOCK MARKET HAS ADDED $825 BILLION THIS WEEK

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