Long March

GM

Let’s play,

which good things

may be bad

Because birthrates are in freefall

reproductive appocolypse

head-first into the great filter

So ofc more nurses around for those last few babies

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And what has that done to the internet

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Obesity epidemic

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Concensus is communism

Coincidentally,

that’s also what these shifting demographics are voting for

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Collapse of merit in school,

Extreme feminization of school and teacher gender ratios

Extended schooling being the well confirmed cause of fertility collapse

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Tried hiring a dev last year,

Turns out he was doing all his coding from his phone,

Not great.

Phone coding also almost definitely behind the continued rise in terribly-built languages like javascript, as that’s one of the you can easily code on phones.

Bad.

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Why they stopped this one years earlier than the others,

Hiding where the lines crossed right by each other…

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Miracle.

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Obesity epidemic.

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