New Chinese app shows you how to still eat in well in the bear market

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Even during the downturn, Solana DEX volumes continue to rocket past the entire ETH ecosystem (L1 + L2s)

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Most retarded pick in the history of retarded picks

People needing better commiedar

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BREAKING: Alberta just banned U.S. companies from government contracts

Premier: "I've directed my cabinet to ensure Alberta's government, agencies, schools, and municipalities buy only from Alberta, Canada, or nations honoring free trade deals."

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FWIW, this morning’s celebrity coin is up

Many coins unusually up this afternoon

We may be on our way to being back

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👀 COIN ALERT: $MAG

Entry Cap: $1_321_996
Entry Date: Saturday, March 1, 2025 at 10:57 AM EST
Symbol: $MAG
Name: Magnetix
Announced: 1740844639
Signal-1: 0.251 ⚠️⚠️
Signal-2: 1.161 ✅
Liquidity: $288_376
Created: 1.8d ago
First Seen: 10.3m ago
Refreshed: 27.9s ago
Address: HPm64oG8eoCKuPj2MaHc1ruqdZ4Pe71UEGiUET1MtJAu
From: 🌱New Launches
Links: Dexscreener | Twitter Search

⚠️WARN: Low amount of LP Providers - Only a few users are providing liquidity


Current Thresholds:

Min Liquidity: ✅ $75.9k ($288.4k)
Min Signal-1: ✅ 0.090 (0.251)
Min Signal-2: ❌ 1.500 (1.161)
Min Cap: ✅ $1.2M ($1.3M)
Min Age: ✅ 0.0s (1.8d)
Max Age: ✅ 5.0d (1.8d)

Macro Conditions:

〽️ VERY BAD (20) = DO NOT BUY NEW LAUNCHES, GET JOB AT MCDONALDS, SELL KIDNEY (9.9m)

Note: Currently alerting on interesting signal thresholds. Not currently alerting based on what are likely good buys.

Note: Experimental, still testing. Do not share.

Big wins at last starting to return

Are we finally starting to rise out of that pit of death?

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NOW: MT GOX MOVING $1B

Rumor that these are US reserves, for 7 March announcement

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