Jensen needs to get on a Kick stream with Drake dressed like this and say "Ain't nothin' wrong with a certified lover boy." It's his only move

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NOW - Congressional Progressive Caucus says that "getting ICE off of our streets," is a "massive priority" and something they will focus on when congress starts

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BREAKING: Nasdaq 100 futures erase all losses and turn green as investors buy the dip after Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's relationship with a Chinese spy.

The Nasdaq just lost -$250 billion and added +$300 billion all within 7 minutes of the market's initial reaction to the news.

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BREAKING:

The U.S. is reportedly considering sending GROUND TROOPS into Iran through Iraq.

Iraqi newspaper Al-Mada reports that Prime Minister Ali al-Zaidi briefed Shiite political leaders on a leaked American war plan presented to Trump.

The plan allegedly contains THREE scenarios.

One involves U.S. troops crossing Iraq to invade southern Iran.

Another raises the possibility of Tehran pressuring Iraq to launch an incursion into KUWAIT.

And Baghdad is already under pressure from Washington to crack down on Iran-aligned militias, with warnings of American strikes if they join another war.

Iraq could find itself caught between two military operations, one launched by Washington and another pushed by Tehran.

The invasion scenarios remain UNVERIFIED. But the warnings reaching Baghdad are serious.

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The man who brought France to its knees. And his splendid wife

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She took out a $200K loan for a girlboss master’s to pay it off making coffee for men until 2066

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You can't make this up:

At 6:00 PM ET, US stock market futures opened for the first time since Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang admitted to a "relationship" with a Chinese spy.

By 6:01 PM ET, S&P 500 futures had erased an implied -$300 billion in market cap.

Then, by 6:07 PM ET, all losses were erased and S&P 500 futures turned green, adding back an implied +$350 billion in market cap as traders bought the dip.

That's a $650 billion swing in implied market cap due to a CEO's relationship.

We all just witnessed the strangest record in stock market history.

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INSANE REVERSAL

Just 1 hour after dumping $2,000 and liquidating $1 BILLION in 10 minutes, $BTC is back at pre-dump levels.

WHAT IS THIS PRICE ACTION??

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Trump:

I don't want to go to hell. I hope I go to heaven.

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'HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG' — Trump on Jensen Huang

Says he would TAKE HIM on his trip to ASIA

'He dealt with somebody — SO DOES EVERYBODY ELSE!'

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Here we go.

The push to reduce deportations is accelerating.

As expected.

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$NVDA

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NOW: Trump RALLIES behind Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang after his affair with an alleged Chinese spy, saying he "probably has an excuse for it" and "he's done an incredible job"

"He's a fine person. You never know what's going on. I hope everything's fine...he's an honorable guy."

"He's done an amazing job for our country."

Undeniable that Huang is SUPER valuable to America

He's committing to re-gain the trust of Nvidia. We can't let China win!

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