Retarded Nepali goes to buy alcohol in Japan and is asked to confirm he's of legal age, something 7-11 mandates everyone do by pushing a touch screen

Throughout the years I've learned how to translate retarded pooskin-ese even with thick accents, so without further ado:

"Over 20 years old?"

"The hell with that"

"I'm 64!"

"I hate Japan!"

*starts chimping out towards minimum wage staff*

And the verbal diarrhea goes on from there

He admits he's been in Japan for 40 years and still speaks broken Japanese

Where is this magic assimilation that I'm told happens once someone becomes a citizen?

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2026-10-10, 23:59 UTC

904 days after halving

Current: $82,948.86

2012 scaled: $1,217,965.11

2016 scaled: $374,140.76

2020 scaled: $149,529.74

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100 µs simulation baby

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Students in action in France: this is attempted murder

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Welcome to London

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Pakistan's Peshawar is under a major security lockdown, with roads blocked, mobile networks disrupted, and the provincial chief minister cut off from outside communication.

Authorities have sealed off the city's heavily secured Red Zone, placing shipping containers across major roads and highways.

Reports indicate that electricity, telephone and internet connections to Chief Minister Sohail Afridi's residence have been disrupted, potentially leaving him and his associates unable to communicate with the outside world.

Security is reportedly on high alert across the city, although the reason for the restrictions and the extent of the communications blackout remain unclear.

The lockdown comes as Sohail Afridi's PTI party, led by Imran Khan, alleges that ten of its lawmakers and provincial ministers have been abducted by unidentified armed men, raising further concerns about the political situation in Khyber Pakhtunkhwa.

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Nepal hit by ANOTHER flash flood

Black, debris-filled water surged through the Budhigandaki River valley in Gorkha, eating up houses and bridges in its path

It comes less than two months after a massive flood killed nearly 1,500 people with 5,000 still missing

They just can't catch a break

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Bitcoin’s price action is starting to mirror the early bull run phase of 2023.

The same pattern may be playing out again.

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This migrant audibly threatened a man in front of the police, and one officer promptly stepped in and said, "he hasn't said that."

You have to wonder whether the British police are literally in bed with illegals at this point!

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Everyone doing well?

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Putin's envoy Dmitriev calls on Elon Musk to build a tunnel between Russia and US

'Time for The Boring Company to start working on the Putin-Trump tunnel that unites Russia and the US, Eurasia and the Americas'

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