Decided to check how work from home is doing.

Rates are still extremely elevated post-COVID, but they are down somewhat.

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So, like… did he fart a web out his ass here? or how’s he hanging upside down by sticking his ass on a beam?

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To my European frens, enjoy the eclipse!

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BREAKING: Spain plunged into total darkness by solar eclipse

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Clavicular says 10mg of retatrutide "literally rapes you." It made him "apathetic" and changed his personality. It's going to become much harder to sweep the personality-changing effects of GLP-1 drugs under the carpet as more and more people take them

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This is really fun:

Someone made a little app that let's you drive a car over India's inflation rate.

Can you make it through the chaotic 1970s? Glide through the 2020s?

Give it a try:

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The way “matchmaking” works is that a man pays this woman about $15k to set him up on 3 dates. She goes on Instagram, sends cold DMs to random influencer type women, and tries to to get them to go on a date with her finance or tech clients by telling the women how much money these guys have.

That’s why the woman cancelled on the guy who tried to take her to the place with $20 cocktails and $30 pretzels because it wasn’t nice enough. He hadn’t met her rate.

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— Footage of the destruction of a 2S22 Bohdana self-propelled howitzer by an FPV drone operated by Russian Airborne Forces.

The total number of 2S22 Bohdana SPHs destroyed since the beginning of the conflict has now exceeded 80 units.

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BREAKING: SpaceX stock, $SPCX, extends gains to over +10% on the day, now up nearly +40% over the last five trading days.

The stock has added +$550 billion in market cap since August 6th.

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Fat

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Sound familiar?

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The kids are alright

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Just closed a trade for $280 profit

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BREAKING: Trump says White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt is resigning

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BREAKING: White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt will be LEAVING her role at the end of the month, Trump announced

Thank you for your service, karolineleavitt! You're a REAL patriot

TRUMP: "Karoline has been a real leader in the White House, and has done a phenomenal job fighting for Justice, Liberty, and Freedom, since 2018, including our Historic Re-Election Campaign of 2024"

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‼ FIREFIGHTER HERO STOPS KNIFE ATTACKER

Another knife attack: a guy ran around with a knife and threatened people on the streets of Epinal.

After throwing his book in the face of a passerby, a firefighter subdued him, quickly joined by several people to hold him down.

The individual was then taken care of and transported to the hospital. “The attacker had psychiatric problems,” according to a police source.

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LP asking for a performance update

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A 68-year-old California retiree was stabbed to death outside his Bay Area home, allegedly by an illegal alien who had been released from jail just one day earlier. Police say Todd Stewart encountered 36-year-old Venezuelan national Marcos Arrante Valdez during an alleged burglary.

Authorities say Valdez had two previous burglary cases and had twice been released by the courts. DHS is urging California officials to keep him in custody and transfer him to ICE following his arraignment.

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