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Jimothy the raccoon may have other short-spined furry friends in Seattle, experts say: 'There's magic in the wild'

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Today Seattle’s City Hall just announced and confirmed a proclamation to delegate the season of summer as β€˜Jimothy Summer”

Additionally, this Sunday they are hosting an art competition for Jimothy in which the winner’s painting will be displayed at the forefront of the City Hall entrance for the entire summer

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Seattle Mariners fans supporting Jimothy during the game right now

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Tried throwing gpt-5.6 sol high (not pro) at this:
> satoshi was probably none of the famous suspects.
> a surprisingly rich code trail survives
> we absolutely have enough material for a much better forensic comparison than has apparently been done.
> bitcoin contains the remains of another product
> bitcoin was probably developed inside a broader personal framework for: decentralized commerce, signed identities/reviews, reputation, messaging, paymentsβ€”and perhaps gambling.
> the sharper unknown-satoshi profile becomes: a veteran Windows C++ application programmer, probably active since the late 1990s or early 2000s, who had built P2P/network software and was interested in marketplaces, reputation or online gambling.
> prior code-attribution work is much worse than it sounds
> nobody appears to have performed the actually useful experiment: search millions of pre-2009 C/C++ projects first, identify code relatives, and only then inspect their authors.

about 47m of total work. sol seems to think it's found a neglected approach here that hasn't been competently pursued publicly to its knowledge, and also seems to think the existing profile of satoshi is too heavily weighted towards digital money theorists (wei dai, nick szabo, hal finney, etc) as opposed to hardcore programmers. here's the transcript, someone throw pro / codex at this:

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The physical change that most increases a woman's attractiveness is losing weight, and the one that most reduces it is getting long fake nails, according to this study

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BREAKING: Brent crude oil prices surge above $98/barrel after Yemen’s Houthis strike two Saudi Arabian oil tankers

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BREAKING: Brent oil nears $100 after surging 5% on Middle attacks

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WTF is happening in crypto?

In just one day, hackers exploited 3 crypto projects, stealing $35.56 million.

AFX Trade exploited for $24.15 million.

Verus exploited for $7.55 million.

BΒ² Network exploited for $3.86 million.

We are already down 80%-90%, and whatever is left is now being hacked.

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