Coinbase Man

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IT’S OFFICIAL: US intelligence officials KNEW China was attempting to RIG THE 2020 ELECTION for Joe Biden with MAIL-IN BALLOTS

AND THEY COVERED IT UP. IT’S TIME FOR TREASON CHARGES.

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Average US AI lab:
> builds the strongest model
> gets scared of its own model
> spends months arguing about safety
> fights other AI labs over who has the strongest model
> delays the release for more safety testing
> regulators ask for even more safety
> switches users to a dumber model
> keeps it closed source

Average Chinese AI lab:
> trains Kimi K3
> builds a 2.8T parameter monster
> gives it a 1M context window
> beats GPT-5.6 and Claude Fable 5 on some tasks
> open-sources the weights
> publishes the architecture
> refuses to elaborate
> leaves

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JUST IN: United States intelligence says China allegedly blackmailed a US administration official.

This report was published today by the White House.

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How your tradcath fiancée looks at you when you ask her not to f&ck other guys during your engagement:

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To this day I don’t think anything will top Sarah Stock getting her marriage blessed by the pope while actively cheating on her husband.

No performative tradcathwill ever come close to this.

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It’s real

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BREAKING: US stock market futures extend losses as the US announces its sixth consecutive night of strikes on Iran

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Oh my god

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Elijah Schaffer goes into EXPLICIT detail about his affair with groyper egirl Sarah Stock, claiming "when you can get a tradcath to eat your ass, that's next level." Christ is King!

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As a Korean, I truly thank nickshirleyy for exposing this fraud

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Saw a trend where women were joking about how blond guys give them the ick.

E.g., "How are you, as a man, blond?"

Some evolutionary psychologists have hypothesized that this aversion is natural, as darker hair is (to some extent) associated with maturity and masculinity.

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