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In Kerala, India (because where else), there was a literal flood of sh&t after a retaining wall for a sewage depository collapsed
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The Lovers' Gut Punch
Thirty years ago, girls embraced healing crystals and tarot cards. Now it's socialism and diversity.
Either way, the first time I heard my girlfriend explain her beliefs, I felt that same sinking vertigo as the first time I saw my dog wrap his leash around a tree.
In the horrible moment, I was forced to admit that my beloved companion was not sentient.
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Thirty years ago, girls embraced healing crystals and tarot cards. Now it's socialism and diversity.
Either way, the first time I heard my girlfriend explain her beliefs, I felt that same sinking vertigo as the first time I saw my dog wrap his leash around a tree.
In the horrible moment, I was forced to admit that my beloved companion was not sentient.
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JUST IN: Iran says "we will not approve the IAEA's request to access our nuclear facilities."
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The all business all cheating marriage is pretty trad. We need her back. And her fat tits. If a marriage ends without anyone going to jail, the morgue, or on the missing person's list, it was never real anyway.
A woman willing to eat nasty man ass is precious. Now that she can come out as a concubine she can really come into her own, instead of getting pigeonholed as a trifling wife due to social pressure. She's in her post divorce ho phase era now. Prime time. The users of twitter have paid good money for their premium subscriptions to get a crack at that. If Elon cared about his userbase he would find a way to make it happen.
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A woman willing to eat nasty man ass is precious. Now that she can come out as a concubine she can really come into her own, instead of getting pigeonholed as a trifling wife due to social pressure. She's in her post divorce ho phase era now. Prime time. The users of twitter have paid good money for their premium subscriptions to get a crack at that. If Elon cared about his userbase he would find a way to make it happen.
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BREAKING: SBI, one of Japan's biggest financial companies, is building an on-chain financial market on Solana.
This includes Yen backed stablecoins, tokenizing real-world assets and cross-border payments.
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This includes Yen backed stablecoins, tokenizing real-world assets and cross-border payments.
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Women are like options. Their peak value is when they are between 21 and 24 years old. After that, Theta eats them up. They are getting closer and closer to expiry. When they are over 45, they expire worthless. The sweet spot on the market is to buy calls with a 21 strike and sell calls with a 25 strike. Otherwise, Theta eats up your portfolio. And you make a profit when you secure kids/marriage. Dating women over 25 seriously is playing with fire. Mathematically, you are bound to lose
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