Translation:

-I want to have unlimited access to all your money

-I want to be able to leave you and take half your stuff at my hormones discretion

-Children are my decision only

-You are not allowed to divorce me, no matter my behavior, even if I cheat (but I can)

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In the last week:

1. Lindsey Graham was marked for assassination by Iran.

2. Lindsey Graham called for hellish sanctions on Russia.

It could be natural causes, it can also be foul play.

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We’re winning the war on dementia.

In the 1980s, 30% of 85-89 year olds had dementia.

Now it’s 10%.

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Bro turned the hornets white and started a civil war

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Study found that hispanics are even lazier than blacks

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15 years ago, someone sold their entire $BTC position saying it would never reach $20 again.

Bitcoin is up 4,300x since then.

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‼ SPAIN’S TRICK THIEVES!

In Madrid, thieves pretend to discuss football. They mess around and distract the victim with physical contact, allegedly showing foul plays.

In reality, they snatch the chain off the victim’s neck.

If you see people trying to approach and touch you while overly friendly, step back and tell them to F off.

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Take away pasta has no business being this good

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Did vlad say someting bad

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This is the bubble map of $CASHCAT

notice anything?

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Yes, there’s a coin

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Actually makes a lot of sense

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THE ANDURIL TECHNOLOGY THAT LETS SOLDIERS SEE THROUGH WALLS

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Viral video out of Yellowstone National Park shows an elderly man being launched eight feet into the air after a bison charged him from nearly 300 feet away, covering the distance in seconds

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“The guard of a tyrant is composed of foreigners; he trusts them rather than citizens, for the one are enemies, while the others offer no rivalry.”

— Aristotle

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