JUST IN - White House prepares for extended military exchange with Iran, for control over the Strait of Hormuz, that could stretch for days or several weeks — Axios

We're once again living in interesting times, armed only with memes

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I guess you CAN bring a knife to a gun fight

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Jiaying Chen, the beautiful Chinese woman who married at least 14 men in Las Vegas, has agreed to plead guilty to bigamy and obtaining over $100,000 under false pretenses.

Police say she's a gambler who lost over $300K at the Wynn in the past year alone.

She married 14 simps drained their wallets then lost 300k at Wynn. The Wynn really is the best hotel for those broke clowns

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Bro dodged a bullet

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NOW: It’s 1:30am here in DC, and Trump JUST touched down on Air Force One

Thankfully, he’s safely back on American soil

Despite MASSIVE time zone shifts, a late arrival, and around the clock work, 47’s schedule starts at 8am today.

Mind boggling how he does it.

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Dad dumping off his chud son at the train station in Warsaw

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‼ CRAZY UNLUCKY:

A daycare worker was playing with a kid and accidentally dropped him.

The poor kid, C.K., suffered permanent brain damage and hearing loss. Oh man, so sad.

The daycare worker in El Segundo, California, is the subject of a civil lawsuit filed by the child’s parents.

This was clearly bad care and irresponsible on her part. Daycare workers should primarily keep children out of danger (and feed the kids).

I’m wondering, because the poor kid seemingly didn’t fall that hard on his he, he even appeared to fall on his arms and not head primarily. Or am I seeing it wrong?

What are the chances of such heavy permanent injury?

It seems odd because kids run around and fall sometimes, and this never happens.

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Iranian man warns that Sharia law starts with unity between the left and Islam.

Pay attention to what he is saying. The same alliance between the left and Muslims that is taking place now in the West happened decades ago in Iran. This is how Iran became an Islamic theocracy.

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‼ BIGGEST EGG HEIST OF THE DECADE HAPPENED IN BRAZIL!

A “talented” thief used a broom to stick eggs from a “secured egg storage facility”.

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ICE kills 54-year-old father of three anchor babies after he rammed and attempted to run over ICE officers with his vehicle while picking up other migrants for work

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Average woman social media post

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UPDATE: Crews working through the night have made significant progress in stabilizing the impacted building at 235 East 42nd Street.

DOB inspectors and engineers will remain on site to monitor the progress of work and continue their investigation into the structural failure.

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Trump said Iran just called and they want to make a deal.

Bitcoin is back above $63,000 after this.

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