Had hoped that the cat-cooking videos were fake,

because they were cooking them with fur and all, unlike normal meat cooking.

Nope, turns out that’s how they do it.

(Pictures omitted here.)

Inflation charts using the original inflation measurement methods, before they changed the definition

“The CPI on the Alternate Data Series tab here reflects the CPI as if it were calculated using the methodologies in place in 1980. In general terms, methodological shifts in government reporting have depressed reported inflation”

“If you'd just let them in they wouldn't be illegal”