It's official:

Crypto has now erased more than HALF of its value in just 8 months.

On October 6th, 2025, the total market cap of crypto hit a record $4.3 trillion.

Today, 261 days later, crypto is worth just $2.0 trillion, marking a -54% decline in value.

This means crypto markets have erased an average of -$8.8 billion PER DAY for 261 days straight.

Crypto is in desperate need of a new narrative.

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NEW: $BTC DROPS TO LOWEST LEVEL SINCE OCTOBER 2024

$MSTR TRADING AT FEBRUARY 2024 PRICES

$STRC HITTING NEW ALL-TIME LOWS

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A lot of you have strayed from the core tenants of the internet

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India is the closest thing hell on earth

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“dad are you underwater?”

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JUST IN: Trump did NOT hold back on Senate Republicans in his meeting

Trump spent "90%" of his lunch RAILING ON RINOs like Lisa Murkowski, Bill Cassidy, and Mitch McConnell, per Punchbowl

"I don't like a few people, but that's OK. I think you know who they are," Trump said

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Trump: "Iran is being very nice. They're agreeing to everything that I want, and they have to! Otherwise we just go back and do what we have to do."

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JUST IN - 'Oil just broke the $70 number,' Trump says

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Anonymous submission

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What the washington post found from testing:

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FOLLOWUP (0.76, took 1.7s):

Realized price got hit every bear market

Currently at $54,000

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ALL BULLS ARE NAIVE

THEY ARE WEAK AND FEEBLE

BEARS WILL FEAST ON THIER DELUSIONAL FLESH

ALL GLOBAL MARKETS ARE GOING TO ZERO

ITS OVER

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BREAKING: MicroStrategy, $MSTR, falls to its lowest level since February 2024, now down -83% from its record high

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