The stock market tomorrow

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*Checks Futures

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FUTURES JUST OPENED

S&P 500 UP 0.8%

NASDAQ 100 UP 1.3%

DOW JONES UP 0.6%

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Me waking up and checking my port in the morning

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Damn...

the nasdaq just gapped up +2.2%

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IRAN DEAL DETAILS:

- War ENDS on ALL fronts

- US blockade LIFTED

- US troops withdraw

- Hormuz opens

- Sanctions suspended

- $300B Iran reconstruction plan

- $24B Iran assets freed (half upfront)

- 60-day nuclear talks

- ‘Missiles & resistance groups OFF agenda’ — Mehr

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Oliver tree speaks about “parting ways” with Atlantic Records.

“Love you madly hate you badly is officially cancelled and I’m parting ways with Atlantic Records, behind the scenes has been nothing short of a nightmare”

RiP

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Popular Singer Oliver Tree was seen on live before he passed away due to a helicopter crash in Brazil and he was speaking about how he hasn't been having a good feeling and he thinks that something bad will happen

"Everyday just doesn't feel right"

"I want to feel better"

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JD Vance on his way to sign the agreement with Iran on Friday

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FINALLY THE STOCK MARKET TOMORROW

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Investors with $100 in the S&P heading into work tomorrow:

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The likelihood of a permanent peace deal between the U.S. and Iran before Tuesday has shot up to 77% at Polymarket.

There are still unresolved issues regarding the “nuclear dust” and Iran’s nuclear program.

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In Denmark, the immigrant groups costing taxpayers the most in welfare are the same ones dramatically overrepresented in rape convictions.

From a purely economic standpoint, it would seem like the Danes are paying immigrants to rape them.

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MrBeast reveals why a 10% better video gets you four times the views, not 10% more

"I mentor YouTubers a lot. One of the people I've been mentoring recently, he was doing $24,000 a month and then he recently had a $400,000 a month on YouTube."

"He was doing 4 million views a month, 24 grand. And then probably like seven, eight months into it we got him up to 45 million views."

"It's much easier, as weird as it sounds, it's much easier to get five million views on one video than a hundred thousand views on 50 videos."

"You could upload one great video a year and get more views than if you uploaded 100 mediocre videos."

"If you get people to click your video 10% more and watch a video 10% longer than mine, you don't get 10% more views. You get like four times the views. A 10% better video is four times the views, not 10% more views."

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Everyone thinks the white smoke at the White House was because an Iran peace deal was reached but they were actually just smoking brisket

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84-year-old Senator Mitch McConnell was hospitalized

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