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Turns out all you need to do to get 303 gold bars from the US government for "work related expenses", is ask

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BREAKING: Iran has attacked a US airbase in Kuwait.

The IRGC calls it retaliation for the US strike in the Strait of Hormuz. β€œAggression will not go unanswered.”

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BREAKING: Bitcoin falls below $74,000 as $230 million worth of levered longs are liquidated in 60 minutes

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Man says his female roommate’s pussy smells so bad that it leaves a lingering smell in the bathroom causing him to throw up in the sink

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>Be Michele Spagnuolo
>36 y/o Italian, made $20M in crypto
>Cushy Software Engineer job at Google
>Have non-public information about a market that other Google employees also have
>Buy 1M shares of "D4VID" being the most searched person on google in 2025 for pennies on Poly
>Literally every single sharp thinks you're an insider due to you winning multiple Google AI model bets in the past
>Win $1.2M (5% of your Net Worth) insider trading on this bet
>Tries to withdraw fiat like a retard months later
>Flagged by Payment processor company
>Finally caught by the Feds
>Career at Google ruined, money gone, going to jail for years

I wouldn't wish this level of greed on my worst enemy

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BREAKING: BLOODBATH in Asian Markets

TAIWAN's stock market down 3% erasing NT$3,990,000,000,000 ($133 BILLION)

SOUTH KOREA's KOSPI down 3% wiping out β‚©95,000,000,000,000 ($70 BILLION)

JAPAN's NIKKEI down 1.5% erasing Β₯14,250,000,000,000 ($99 BILLION)

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There is a lot being written about the stylistic tells of AI writing (em-dashes, etc.) but this paper looks at AI narrative tells

Fascinating differences between AI & human narrative, and asking AI to write in different styles doesn't do much to change it

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Tom Lee’s Ethereum holding company Bitmine is down nearly -90% from its all time high of $161 a year ago.

It is now trading at $19.

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