It’s been four years since I started receiving welfare,

but I just can’t bring myself to work.

I get money even when I’m sleeping,

and I can eat out and order Uber Eats as much as I want.

I can play pachinko and bet on horse races,

and my medical and transportation costs are covered—

I’m practically a modern-day aristocrat.

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Air attack on Kuwait reported early this morning, with locals reporting air raid alerts, explosions, and at least one air defense engagement

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The U.S. Department of Defense has been directed by the Trump Administration to erect a 50 to 250-bed quarantine facility and military field hospital in Kenya within the next week, which will be used to house Americans exposed to the deadly Ebola virus in the growing outbreak in the Democratic Republic of Congo, two people familiar with the matter told The Washington Post

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Woman inside a restaurant starts arguing with staff, saying nobody even said hi to their table or checked on them after they got seated. Things kept getting louder until employees finally told her to leave. On her way out, she knocked plates off a table and you could hear them shatter across the restaurant

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White man sings Indian song

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Turns out all you need to do to get 303 gold bars from the US government for "work related expenses", is ask

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BREAKING: Bitcoin falls below $74,000 as $230 million worth of levered longs are liquidated in 60 minutes

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$263 MILLION LONGS LIQUIDATED IN THE LAST 60 MINUTES

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Man says his female roommate’s pussy smells so bad that it leaves a lingering smell in the bathroom causing him to throw up in the sink

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>Be Michele Spagnuolo
>36 y/o Italian, made $20M in crypto
>Cushy Software Engineer job at Google
>Have non-public information about a market that other Google employees also have
>Buy 1M shares of "D4VID" being the most searched person on google in 2025 for pennies on Poly
>Literally every single sharp thinks you're an insider due to you winning multiple Google AI model bets in the past
>Win $1.2M (5% of your Net Worth) insider trading on this bet
>Tries to withdraw fiat like a retard months later
>Flagged by Payment processor company
>Finally caught by the Feds
>Career at Google ruined, money gone, going to jail for years

I wouldn't wish this level of greed on my worst enemy

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