How she looks at you when you tell her you are still buying meme coins

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BREAKING: Home prices across America's 20 largest cities fell -0.16% MoM in March, the 2nd-consecutive monthly decline after 6-straight monthly increases.

YoY, prices rose +0.83%, the weakest annual gain since July 2023.

This comes as over half of the 20 major US housing markets posted YoY price decreases.

Seattle posted the steepest decline at -2.5%, followed by Denver at -2.0%, Tampa at -1.9%, Dallas at -1.7%, and Los Angeles and Phoenix at -1.6%.

Meanwhile, the spread between the strongest and weakest markets stands at 8.6 percentage points, highlighting how uneven the housing slowdown has become.

In real terms, home prices fell for their 10th consecutive month, as inflation continued to outpace nominal price gains.

The US housing market is cooling.

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Imagine tightening your maxilla-expander just a little too much and your head splits clean in two. Rather you than me

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BREAKING: Chicago Mayor Johnson says he will fight teen takeovers by "holding social media platforms accountable"

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Texan: I'd like to see you try that in Texas!

*90 foot Hindu god statue is erected in Texas*

Texan: Oh. Very well, then. Nicely done.

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The British traditional band/guard lost two guys at once.

Apparently it gets very hot underneath these huge hats.

Is this a common issue? I mean two guys …

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Corporate: “Everyone needs to embrace AI in their roles, everyone, now!”

“Okay, there’s two apps I have already partially developed for people in my role, but you need to give me permissions to create resource groups in Azure”

*three weeks of dead end f**kery ensues*

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A bearded black man wearing a BLM shirt is wanted by the NYPD over a violent robbery on May 26. A 78-year-old victim was hit in the face and robbed of his electronics.

Anyone with information is asked to call the NYPD's Crime Stoppers Hotline at 1-800-577-TIPS or contact NYPDTips.

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Modern Asian woman from Tik tok says she supports women being on dating apps but when she sees men on a dating app it’s a red flag. So how tf are women supposed to get their free validation⁉

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Lamborghini trolls Ferrari and say: “Now this is a super car”

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Most important Takeaways:

- Many women are taller than many men, BUT the probability that a randomly chosen man is taller than a randomly chosen woman is about 95%.

- If you go through life believing that men and women are equally tall, you have a distorted view of reality.

- If you go through life believing that men are taller than women, you will be right most of the time, but not always.

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MJ Gray, the feminist influencer who built her platform criticizing men, relationships, and marriage, announced that she’s engaged. But it now seems she has deleted the post after it sparked outrage online.

Before deleting it, women were already crashing out in her comment section, saying they rejected marriage proposals because of her advice, while others claimed they even went celibate listening to her takes.

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Friends in Europe, save your life with this one simple trick. Come watch the World Cup next month

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Division is when you don’t submit

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