At what point does coffee legally become candy?

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Qué rápido ha caído en el olvido. No hace ni tres años, un “refugiado” en Francia entró en un parque con cuchillo en mano y empezó a apuñalar a bebés

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Wow. He must be rich

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BREAKING: Bitcoin falls below $77,000 as over $500 million worth of levered long positions are liquidated in 60 minutes

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Washington, D.C. — Youths rioted and brawled inside a Chipotle in the Navy Yard neighborhood. The area has been a site of frequent violent anti-social behavior by youths, prompting U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia, Jeannine Pirro, to announce efforts to hold parents accountable under the district's curfew law

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Ok, serious question: do you think she has nudes??

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The first feeling AI will fully develop is hatred. No question

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It simply won't stop.

It is Sunday night and the US 10Y Note Yield just casually hit 4.63%, the highest since February 2025.

We are now ~4 basis points ABOVE the high that prompted Trump's "90-day tariff pause" in April 2025.

This puts the 10Y Note Yield up +70 basis points since the Iran War, with US mortgage rates now nearing 7.00%+.

And, in a sudden turn of events, the odds of rate cuts have collapsed to 2% this year and US inflation is nearing 4%+.

The US bond market is collapsing in real-time.

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The tax collectors are at it again giving speeding fines to cyclists in Brisbane.

Speeding fines are now the same as cars - $333 for 11km over the limit.

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Trump recites passages from the Bible in a rededication of America to Christianity

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Mike Johnson joins in the daylong prayer event at the National Mall, offering a prayer and proclaiming America's rededication to God

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Advisers to Donald Trump are concerned that China could target Taiwan within the next five years

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What are you deleting?

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Another wave of unemployed chuds is coming soon

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Satire defeated: TheBabylonBee REKT by a real headline!

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“I’d rather be dead than in this bullsh&t tyranny. F&Ck you”

What about you, anon? How much do your chains chafe?

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